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R/C Humor
Here is some R/C Airplane humor in the form of the rules of aviation:
1. No matter what else happens, fly the airplane. Forget all that stuff about thrust and drag, lift and center of gravity; an airplane flies because of money.
2. Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided with the sky.
3. Hovering is for pilots who love to fly but have no place to go.
4. The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire
5. Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first!
6. A good landing is one from which you can walk away. A great landing is one after which you can still use your airplane
7. If God meant man to fly, he’d have given him more money.
8. What’s the difference between God and fighter pilots? God doesn’t think he’s a fighter pilot!
9. Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment.
10. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.